Anti-America’s Top Ten Countdown - Week 1 (Final Three)
A flag map of Europe, taken from Wikimedia Commons.
3: SANITY ACROSS THE POND
The rest of the world literally can’t fathom us. Literally, they think we’re insane to let Trump be remotely competitive in this election. In Denmark, Sweden, Germany, Spain, France, and Britain, Trump wouldn’t even get 20% of the vote, and I personally think it’d be far less. That is, if they even let him run at all after January 6. The United States is a uniquely sick country, and I wish these Europeans could vote in our election. They’d give us a swift kick of sanity. For that matter, why not dissolve the United States government, create a Council of Nations dedicated to overseeing the US’ governance, and invite these European nations into said council? I’d be down. Or if we resist that, the rest of NATO should just invade us and impose sanity. At least then we’d have free health care and maybe gun control. Countdown number two!
An anti-vaccine protest in front of the Idaho State Capitol, taken from the Idaho Press.
2: IT’S-A-ME, POLIO!
I shouldn’t call them dumb, because they know exactly what they’re doing. Idaho’s Southwest District health department is no longer allowed to administer COVID vaccines, all on the basis of some batshit insane conspiracy theories. As horrible as that is, keep in mind that if Trump wins the election and is allowed to take office again, he has signaled a desire to make Robert F. Kennedy Jr. his secretary of Health and Human Services. RFK Jr. is then going to ban all vaccines nationwide, and we’ll all die of vaccine-preventable diseases. At a minimum, the rest of the world is going to ban Americans from traveling to their countries just like they did during COVID. I’m sure you haven’t forgotten about COVID, and I’m sure you remember how ashamed you felt that the rest of the world was laughing at us. Well, the rest of the world is going to laugh at us even more, but we won’t be able to listen to them as we die of measles and polio. Countdown number one!
Kamala Harris vs. Donald Trump, taken from the Irish Times.
1: THE FINAL ELECTION
This might literally be the last election the United States ever holds if Donald Trump wins. He’s called to suspend the constitution multiple times. He literally tried to perform a self-coup in 2021 to retain power after losing to Joe Biden. He’s got a plan this time - Project 2025 - to make sure he doesn’t have to accept election results again. But if enough people decide to virtue signal and cast protest votes, then Trump doesn’t even need to steal the election. Again, if you value doing anything about climate change, if you value a woman’s right to choose, if you value overall sanity, you need to vote for Kamala Harris. And if you don’t, you shouldn’t expect any sympathy from me if Trump wins. You’ve made all our beds, and you’ll have to lie in it.
Those are the top ten stories for this week. Thank you all for reading, and remember: Vote blue no matter who!
